Mad scientist brewed · Artificially accelerated
We brew websites & apps that mean business.
EvilBeard Labs designs, builds, and hosts professional websites and business apps — with AI built in. Agency quality, without the agency price. Live in days, not months.
Results, not experiments on you.
Websites · Web apps · Mobile · Enterprise · AI & LLM integration
From the lab
What we brew.
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Websites & web apps
Professional, fast, accessible — designed, built, hosted and maintained by us.
02
Mobile apps
iOS and Android, handcrafted, shipped to the stores and kept up to date.
03
Enterprise & custom
Bespoke internal tools and applications across every domain and industry.
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AI & LLM integration
Smart features baked into everything we build, not bolted on afterwards.
The difference
Not just built fast — built smart.
Our pipeline gets you live quickly. Our AI features make what you launch smarter — and they drop into anything we have already built for you.
AI chat assistant
Answers customer questions on your site, in your voice, around the clock.
Content generation
Draft pages, posts and product copy without hiring a writer.
Smart search
People find the right thing on the first try, not the fifth.
Workflow automation
Quotes, intake, follow-ups and admin handled while you sleep.
Same lab, better formula: AI does the heavy lifting so you don't pay for it.
Packages
Pick your experiment.
Three shapes of build. Hosting, maintenance and an AI module are included from day one in every one of them.
Starter site
A professional multi-page site, hosted and looked after.
- Custom designed, built from your brief
- Hosting, SSL and backups included
- Edit your own content, no call needed
- One AI feature of your choice
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Growth site
More pages, more moving parts, more of the work automated.
- Everything in Starter
- Forms, bookings and payments
- Stronger AI: chat plus content
- Analytics and monthly reporting
Pro / web app
A real application: portals, logins, workflows, integrations.
- Custom features and a client portal
- Multiple AI modules
- Workflow automation
- Priority support and a roadmap
Every quote is a fixed setup price and a fixed monthly, both agreed before anything starts. Tell us what you need and you get the number for your build, not a range.
Process
The method behind the mischief.
Brief
A short intake. We learn your business, your customers, and what success looks like.
Brew
Our AI-assisted pipeline builds the thing fast — you review a real site, not mockups.
Launch
Deployed, hosted and monitored by us. Domains, SSL and backups handled.
Evolve
We maintain it and add features as your business grows. No re-builds needed.
Got a project? Let's brew it.
Tell us what your business needs. We'll come back with a plan, a price, and a launch date.